260 days ago

๐Ÿ’ Welcome to the 21st century๐Ÿ’ 

Fiona from Henderson

So true ๐Ÿ˜‰
Our Phones ๐Ÿ‘‰ Wireless
Cooking ๐Ÿ‘‰ Fire less
Cars ๐Ÿ‘‰ Key-less
Food ๐Ÿ‘‰ Fat less
Tyres ๐Ÿ‘‰ Tubeless
Tools ๐Ÿ‘‰ Cordless
Dress ๐Ÿ‘‰ Sleeveless
Youth ๐Ÿ‘‰ Jobless
Leaders ๐Ÿ‘‰ Shameless
Relationships ๐Ÿ‘‰ Meaningless
Attitude ๐Ÿ‘‰ Careless
Wives ๐Ÿ‘‰ Fearless
Babies ๐Ÿ‘‰ Fatherless
Feelings ๐Ÿ‘‰ Heartless
Education ๐Ÿ‘‰ Valueless
Children ๐Ÿ‘‰ Manner-less
Parliament ๐Ÿ‘‰ Clueless
Government ๐Ÿ‘‰ Useless
Masses ๐Ÿ‘‰ Helpless
Everything has become less, but still
our hopes are ๐Ÿ‘‰ Endless
In fact I am ๐Ÿ‘‰ Speechless

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5 days ago

Auckland's drought rings alarm bells - is anyone listening?

Todd Niall Reporter from Auckland Stuff

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4 hours ago

At least 50% off storewide

Palmers Westgate

We are sad to announce that Palmers Westgate will be closing its doors on June 10th. We would like to thank all our loyal customers for your support over the years.

We have really enjoyed serving West Auckland with great gardening products and expert advice.

Our closing down sale is now underway with loads of amazing deals in store including at least 50% off storewide. So come in store and fill your trolley with these unmissable deals!

We would love to see you before we close.

The team at Palmers Westgate.
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1 day ago

Water restrictions

Ronald from Massey

Dear council, I haven't washed my car since you told us we were short of water. You also told us you were ordering restrictions, fair enough. However do you want to explain to me why I have just driven down Lincoln Rd in Henderson and saw that the wash depot. A commercially run vehicle wash station is fully operational, every wash bay was full with happy citizens cleaning their vehicles. Did you all go to the same school as the halfwits that have advised us on social distancing and other ways to manage Covid. Or is it one rule for some and another for the rest of us. Either we are short of water or we aint.